The future of the Casual Communists

Unfortunate demise :)
After the Era of prosperous communism, a dark force reigned over the cursed land: Responsibility! As a result, each member met their unfortunate demise on the 31nd of February 2022 (give or take a year). This once chaotic land was then filled with bees and capitalist ideals. And dodgy Indian joints with poor sanitation standards.

Chris
This youngen with such darn potensial was rippped from his bed in the middle of the night. He found himself tied to a German trainline where his Brother Alex comes out of the shadows. With a sausage in 1 hand and a sausage in the other, he uses them like marshallers's batons to guide a plane towards the human. Then just before the plane landed on Chris' previously very intact vital organs, he smiled and said "There can only be 1 Wales". He then created a clone from his blood which occasianally appears to avert the sus.

Joseph
This man who was once the pinnacle of confusion and falling. But then he sercummed to what all men fear: a women. Once meeting the lass in some strange circumstance (probs behind a childrens playground playing with propane), he decided to interact with the woman. this was an odd occurance as this had rarely happened in the communist community, as most Commies are extremely lonely and/or gay [See Stalin]. Once him and his friendgirlfregl (gfj#n@) had spent a significant duration of time getting used to each others eating habits and sharing lung mist, he decided to leave the life of a communist and become a normal human. His brothers (jim and jay mcgee) weren't having this, coz then they'd have to interact with a female. so they covered him in sand and ate his flesh, then used his leg bones as lightsabers.

Tom
This perky lil' adoption was found with a USB-C lodged into his rectum. this was likely an uncomfortable place to but a USB-C especially one linked up to the national grid. After discovering the world of vr, he later tripped on acid where he enter the virtual dimention where he met an anime squid who cooked a bangin shepards pie with ketamine and haribos. Once he returned to the mortal realm, he was determined to reach the virtual dimention again to kill her for being a whore. After 420 hours, he had created a devise to transport him across dimensions out of a smart fridge, 3 kettles, a deep fat frier and Steven Hawking's wheelchair. He connected a htmi port to the router and to his eye socket, then a USB-C from the Grid to his rectum. suprisingly this did not work, and he got a bit too toasty.

Sam
The lad with a dad. The chap with a pap. The man with a semi-automatic assault rifle arsonal behind his toilet bowl. Sam is turned to a life of crime because someone bought the last pack of MSG in the shop and he didn't want to go to the shop 10 minutes away, so he stabbed the man with a rusty laddle. After smuggling the white powder into his crotch pocket, he stole a New Dacia Sandero from an elderly gentlemen (with prestine air-conditioning vents and several bottles of Asian-Parsnip Gin) and hit the road. (The Road accused him of assault And domestic abuse, but the accuser was let off on account of being dead) After several Months of running from the rozzers and eating various types of dairy confections, he finally reached his place of rest: Gangahlin! After his many weeks of accidentally driving to Japan and crashing into expensive cars, he finally lost the police in Gungalhin. This is because they couldn't find it and went insane. To celebrate his victory with a Costa hot chocolate with whipped cream and 17 marshmellows. At this point his bowels had exeaded their stress limit and the safe house got a new coat of red paint. After the body was removed, the painter comes thursdays.

Xander
This devious communist was beheaded with a very sharp butter knife. He had been planning on taking over the world with an army of squidwards he raised with a lust for emeralds. Xander only grew in power as he grew in upwardsness. Soon we could level whole cities with planning permission and access to Trillions of Pounds (which he was yet to require). Xander came to his mysterious friend Evan in order to work together to create a new Galactic Empire. When Xander was staying in Evan's evil lare, he accidentally misplaced the Jam. Evan did not like that. The night before Xander's scheme was to come to pruision, Evan used the butter knife (which had been sharpened by widow's tears) and beheaded Xander. Evan continued to live in his lare, with the many ladies he attracts with Xander's skull as the doorbell.

Samuel
Over the years, the Grand Elder decended into madness from his own Communist teachings and Tik Tok which he had installed on his phone. He became a derraged, hairy senior citizen and lived in a cave, only being understood by that criminal that exploded and the guy that killed and cloned his brother. At final stage of his insanity, Samuel was consumed by the OwO became a fox furry then started chasing after rabbits like some sort of naked cryptid. In the end, he was shot by a local poacher while watching anime. The poacher claimed that he thought it was a "weird lookin' dog"., but it was never confirmed if this was true of if he just wanted to purge the lad of cringe.

Robin
Got cancer, rip