English Potion

The English potion consists of Earl grey tea, which a top hat has marinaded in, along with a mixture of marmite, beer and clotted cream. This potion tastes surprisingly bland, as it is too posh to taste of anything. The English potion gives the user the extreme patience to wait in long queues without getting tired and go to the opera without wanting to die. This lasts for 3 hours, because that's how long some of these activities will take!

Side effects may include becoming more posh and an increased interest in football.