Void Cat



Void Cat is a black cat that now lives within the page of Sam Y's drawing book, he was birthed due to necessity during the Great Depression in 1932 in order to rectify economic tensions between the United States and then-Yugoslavia (now modern-day Britain). Results were so successful that Void Cat was awarded with the Yugoslavian medal for Immense Brainage (which he then sold off via auction in 1956 for three rupees).

Early Life
Void cat began life in rural Austria, where he was conceived via another cat (cat mitosis) and he was raised from the very start to study the intricacies of inter-continental economic trade in order to fix the weakening trade ties between Yugoslavia and the United States. Void cat eventually figured out from an early age that the only feasible solution would be to strategically drop two (2) atomic warheads upon Imperialist Japan, and thus he headed the Manhattan Project in 1942 and paved the way for the Cold War and its future escalation in the nuclear arms race. When interviewed in 1983, after retrospective hindsight on the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and the Cold War and its damaging effects on the Eastern Bloc, Void Cat commented:"'meow'"

Execution and Murder of Sovereign State Leaders
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Void Cat has instigated and led the effort to eliminating as many leaders of the free world as possible. He has named it as the Foreign Affairs Removal Treaty (FART). Currently, Void cat has single-handedly neutralised these targets:


 * Franklin D. Roosevelt
 * John F. Kennedy
 * Lord M. Farquaad

Later Years
By the turn of the 21st century, Void Cat's health was deteriorating due to multiple sclerosis, and so he sought to be immortalised with state-of-the-art technology - oil pastels on paper. He reached out to Sam Y - a man he knew closely and shared many political beliefs with, in order to help him be preserved in time. The procedure involved several kilograms of ketamine and industrial-grade kerosene, and the final result was Void cat which preseverved his final moments before he was immortalised on paper (shock and extreme pain).

To this day, Void cat remains a friendly ally to the Cambodian Armed Forces for his help in the killing of sixteen people and the wounding of over a hundred civilians in 1997 [Citation]