The Foot Cult

'The Foot Cult' is a mysterious group of individuals who follow the teachings of 'Big Foot Steve', a guy with big feet that has a dangerous history with drugs and grenades. The Foot Cult are known by few, but are said to be unpredictable, malleable and able to verbally abuse someone within a 30 meter radius.

The Foot Cult's main aim is to bounce all the minorities. From there they're either roasted over a fire fuelled by socks; or given a cold as it is a bit nippy outside and the socks are too wet to burn. Bouncing them is said to cleanse them of all stinky smells, meaning normal human smells. The cult uses the power of fiery feet to replace human smells with the foot smells by bouncin dose minorities. The Foot Cult doesn't bounce the majorities, as they already smell of feet.

As the whiskey stained scribbles of Big Foot Steve state: "Ye shall bounce the minorities into submission, on the bouncy floor of 'poline', where the holy fires of Foot Fungus shall cleanse them of all impurity and bring upon them the scent of cheesy toes"

The Foot Cultare known in many countries as footist extremists; breaking into schools, mosques, sushi restaurants and China's across the world. This brutal act of bouncing people is banned in 37 countries and has claimed the lives of 23 men and women due to mass confusion and laughter.

The symptoms to look out for if you think you're being bounced are: If you're curled up in a ball in the middle of a trampoline; if there are a bunch of lunatics bouncing around you; if you catch a whiff of feet on the bitter wind as the world shakes around you, where the only comfort is knowing that Fortnite is dead; and if you're laughing uncontrollably. If you are presenting any of these symptoms call: 1229 000 992 000 220 8364