Irish Potion

This potion is made of crushed 4 leaf clovers, Guinness, potato juice and the pure essence of the green of a rainbow, all stirred in a pot of gold. Once the gold is removed, this potion tastes quite bitter, but feels very smooth. With this potion, your luck increases by 300% and you are able to detect gold from as far as 5 miles away! In addition, you become able to Irish dance perfectly and turn anything permanently green by throwing up on it! This lasts a total of 2 hours.

This potion does have some side effects, including getting louder, paler skin, and more attracted to shiny things. If served enough, you may become a potato farmer.