Yam Sap

Big Sam
The reclusive Samuel can be usually be found eating cheese sauce and/or throwing up because of the cheese sauce.

Don't give him cheese sauce, despite how much he says he wants it.

Can also draw well, but seems to draw lots of cursed_images (such as the terrifying Thomas the tank)

Seems to have consumed too much Dairy Intolerance potion, as the debuff is now permanent.

Has been granted the trait of Furhrer of Gay

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Behavoiur
This is the newest member of the council, who impressed them with his magical Asian powers. The indigenous Yap's most common activity is to communicate to his devises through many means of communication such as: Java, HTML, clicking frantically and staring intensely.

When Sam notices a sexy air particle, he performes his ancient mating ritual, of creating detailed cursed imaginary and putting it around his surrounding area. If the air particle is aroused, Sam then consumes it using his mass of tiny chest grapes (lungs) and sucks out its contents. He gains +1 second of life each time.