Casual Communist Horses

They may not seem like much, but these organic cars do more than you think! They are speedy fast and lack the need for any essential items such as food, water, freedom or life. Some of these relatively big, rideable woofs can perform special abilities such as: excreting perfectly spherical poops, which both destroys and rebuilds the fabric of Minecraft at the same time, creating a mild lag spike; consuming an ender pearl, resulting in being all places at once, being the all powerful leader of the multiverse until Elmo is back from his lunch break; and being able to make a half descent cup of tea without adding milk.

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 * Shneev
 * Diorite steed
 * Borris
 * Sheep #54
 * Horse #73564