Cloons

A 'Cloon' is a measurement of how much someone looks like George Clooney. This measurement is represented by this fancy lookin C:

This is a measurement used by the film industry to figure out whether someone is a skilled actor, or just kinda hot. The Cloon was created by Phil T.Philson, a deranged mechanic in the South of Florida with an unhealthy obsession with Clooney. A year later, this measurement systen was discovered by Bert B.Eggbert (Father of E.G.Eggbert), an equally deranged film casting guy. He popularised the term within the film industry, but has been kept a trade secret for 30 years. In order to keep the secrecy, Bert Stabbed Phil in the foot with a fork, causing Phil to bleed out, as he was a weakling and shouldn't have survived that long anyway.