Scottish Potion

The contents of this potion includes: Irn Bru, whiskey, the blood of a haggis and a drop from every loch in Scotland! It is all stirred up in a sheep's stomach and deep fried. This potion tastes very sweet, but also meaty at the same time. The Scottish potion gives the consumer the ability to pick up and throw entire trees, resist high levels of cold and enjoy the sound of bagpipes. This potion also give the user the ability to deep fry anything and consume gallons of alcohol without getting drunk.

Side effects may include an increase in bodily hair, patriotism, paleness, loudness and aggression.