The thing with the chairs

The thing with the chairs was the Anti-Social's most death defying stunt. Many scientists said it was impossible. But with our overall stupidity and Joseph's apparent knowledge, it was attempted.

What is it?
The thing with the chairs is made up of 3 chairs stacked on top of each other in a certain way. The middle chair is placed on top of the first one upside and facing the other way. This should create a square shape with the backs and seats of the chairs. Another chair is placed on top, but only balancing on the other chair's legs with it's own.

This ordering is called "ultimus deathicus" or in English "What the diddly did you just bring upon this cursed land!". Somehow, despite the fact that the legs had metal spherical things on the bottom and that the chair itself was padded, it managed to defy all laws of physics and not collapse - into a splintery pile of death and F's in the chat - under the weight of a human.

As a result, the scientists who claimed that this was not possible, had fits and jumped off the nearest cliff in confusion, thus causing "The mass smort boi oofing of '89"