The Mystical Pancreas Tree

The pancreas tree is an ancient celestial tree birthed in the heart of a flesh coloured star which exploded 3.6 Billion years ago. The tree is said to give powers to those who eat one of its leaves. It is said that the only way to get to the tree is to grow a 3x3 spruce, set it on fire, then hug it. It will create a wormhole made of syrup and sends you to the pancreas tree. In order to survive the journey is to make sure you have a functioning, juicy pancreas, which creates a force field to shield you from the pure stickiness of the syrup.

In 1621, Vince the turtle accidentally discovered this tree when he was out unicycling to Vietnam and got lost, ending up in The Middle of Nowhere. Luckily for Vince, he had a whole jar of pancreases in his pocket, so the tree was very pleased. It told him how to get through the wormhole using skype. Vince claimed the land in the name of Communism, then left.

Later in 1698, he went in again because he had forgot his pen. He ate a leaf, as it looked tasty, then accidentally got the ability to poop out popcorn.

In 1755, A man by the name of Frank Opened up the wormhole by crashing his car, as he was reading the latest Shakespeare comic. As his pancreas was impaled by a cat when he was hugging the tree, he was loosing sweet, sweet juices. Therefore, he didn't make it all the way through the wormhole. As he was 69 cm from the end of the wormhole when his pancreas died, it caused him to absorb some of the tree's energy as he exploded.

Because of this, Frank was transported back in time to when the tree was created and was given the abilities to float, clone himself and appear whenever the moon is blue. This was very convenient for him, because his favourite colour was moon and he enjoyed looking at the blue. From this moment on, Frank became the first of the Floaty Men.