Asian Potion

The Asian Potion is the most Ancient of Nationality Potions (followed by the Scottish Potion and the Irish Potion). It is made from Chai Tea, Soy Sauce, vodka, a drop of Stalin's blood and the wisdom juice from the beard of an wise-old-Sensei-beardy-man. This drink is soothing with a savoury aftertaste. It give those who drink it increased smartness, agility, honour wisdom and balance. In addition, users gain the ability to squat really well, hack into governments and stand spicy food. It lasts for a total of 3 hours (unless you die).

The Asian Potion can negate the side effects of the Scottish Potion, but gives the consumer the urge to take pictures of everything while abroad!