Xander

Xander
The smallest of all the hobbits, but the biggest of cheeks. known for cackling in a corner. Possible nutter, approach with caution!

Xander is a passive person, and found in the tavern. When provoked, Xander becomes an aggressive and dangerous enemy. Be sure to stock up on cheek deflation potions when entering a tavern, as they are vital to defeating Xander.

Behaviour
This is the smallest creature to ever be called an Elder. Usually found inside a tree, eating a slice of pepperoni pizza each day. He stores it up in his cheeks until it tastes like off macaroni cheese (after 2-3 months) then uses it to fuel his cheek abilities. This includes 'Crater maker', 'Pufferfish and 'succ'. To tame a wild Xander, give him a purple meatball then show him a Troll face meme before the purple meatball's effect where's off.

Xander is able to, but shows great reluctance to activating his Xavier mode, probably because he is the Alpha Gay.