Chris

That Welsh Dude
Chris is Welsh. Chris doesn't have sheep. For that reason, Chris is sad. Otherwise, Chris is happy, because we all leave him alone while he continues with his daily ritual of summoning the Welsh to take over the entire world.

When he's not planing for world domination, he phases out of existence and can not be contacted by anyone except Bigger Chris, using 'nhelepathi' (Welsh telepathy). In addition, Chris has a tendency to lock himself into people's car boots, essentially kidnapping himself!

See also - Sheriff of Gay

Behaviour
Known as the 'sheep whisperer, Chris spends most of his time in the company of his sheep brothers in his secret sheep basement, usually making plans to take over the world and claim it all as Welsh land. He usually gives some of his fluffy friends to Joseph to turn to jet powered sheep, which increases movement speed by +30, strength by +14, and flammability by +46. Jops is Chris' partner in his world domination scheme, building an unstoppable army to enslave humanity and rule the earth, making it into a giant sheep field. We are still unsure of the size or power of this army, but the plan is likely to be badly communicated and horribly executed, as sheep don't understand basic instructions!