Gaemjolnir

Gaemjolnir is an item that can only be wielded by the Fuhrer. Crafted out of Refined gay, the hammer is rainbow coloured, and has an engraving of a Gaystika (Swastika but gay) on it.

It can be licked by all, but will inflict 69 damage to people with a rank of gay lower than alpha, and 420 damage to someone with no gay traits.